We get mail
Er, actually, a comment about our recent blog bitching about how movies, etc show only naked women but not men. See our blog about that because it's worth it.
So here is the comment we got about it:
"Face it, no one want to see a guy doing that. And while women may not want to see naked chicks, all men do."
DEAR ANONYMOUS,
GUESS WHAT? SOME OF US LADIES LOVE MEN AND SEX. SOME OF US WATCH PORN. OH-MY-GOD. ONLY STUDIES SHOWN THAT PEREZ HILTON POSTED A FEW MONTHS AGO SHOW THAT WOMEN LIKE TO WATCH GAY MALE PORN. WHY?
BECAUSE THE PORN BETWEEN A MAN AND WOMAN IS TYPICALLY SUCH BULLSHIT. NO EMOTION, FAKE, THE FOCUS ALWAYS BEING ON THE "WOMAN" WHO IS THE TYPICAL SLUT: FAKE OVERSIZED TITS, SLAPPED IN MAKEUP, AND THE SAME DAMN SOUNDS" OHHHHHHH, BABY.... OOOH OOHHH..."
GIVE ME A BREAK.
THE PROBLEM IS MOST DIRECTORS ARE MEN. SO YOU GET SOME NERD THAT NEVER FINISHED GOING THROUGH PUBERTY AND/OR NEEDS TO RAKE IN MAJOR $$$$ BECAUSE NERD BOY DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE A GOOD MOVIE.
IN ADDITION, THERE ARE CONSTANT NAKED WOMEN AND SOFT PORN IN HORROR MOVIES DUE TO THE FACT THAT MOST PEOPLE THAT LOVE HORROR FLICKS ARE MEN.
WHAT WE NEED ARE MORE FEMALE DIRECTORS SO THAT WE CAN THROWN MEN INTO THE RING AS WELL.
WE WILL FORCE MEN TO WATCH A HUGE HARD PENIS ACROSS THE SCREEN OR MAYBE IN 3-D. OR HOW ABOUT A CLOSE CAMERA SHOT ON A MAN HAVING SEX AND NOT THE WOMAN. YES, LET'S THROW IN SOFT PORN FOCUSING ON ONLY THE MAN SAY, IN THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE. IT'S SO RELEVANT TO THE MOVIE. SEX AND ROBOTS. EVEN BETTER? LET'S PUT THE MAN INTO THE NEW FRIDAY THE 13TH 6,000 HORROR REMAKE. WE WILL HAVE A MAN RUBBING BABY OIL ON HIS PENIS AROUND THE CAMPFIRE. MAYBE WE'LL EVEN HAVE THE STAR OF THE SHOW, JASON, SWINGING AROUND A STRIPPERS POLE WITH HIS AX FLINGING HIS SCHLONG OUT.
HOW ABOUT SOME FAST STUDS, FAST CARS VIDEOS? CALENDARS? HELL YEAH.
THEN LET'S SEE HOW YOU (MEN) FEEL BEING CONSTANTLY FORCED TO SEE THIS CRAP WHEN IT'S NOT PERTINENT TO THE DAMN STORYLINE.
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